Pro-Level Swoop Enhancer™ (Also a Jersey)

*Estimated to ship early February*

So.....you think your swoops are impressive now? Imagine how much better they'd be if you had this jersey.

• Turbo-charges your swoops*
• Outsmarts the wind (sometimes)
• Ridiculously good-looking—unlike your landings
• Basically screams “Look at me!”
• Guaranteed** to impress the newbies
• Dries faster than your ego deflates
• Perfect for that epic pond swoop selfie
• Comfortable enough to hide your fear sweat
• Might add 10% more high-fives at the DZ**
• Not scientifically proven. At all.
• * Results may vary
• ** No actual guarantee, but we like to dream

*Custom-made with love - non-returnable*