The "Share"

Yeah, we named our T-Shirt the "Share" because when you wear it...you become an OnlySwoopers "SHARE HOLDER*" 

lolololol *slaps knee*

Anyways...here's what you get:

📈 0% ownership of OnlySwoopers

💸 No dividends, ever

🧠 Full delusional shareholder status

👕 One actually good-looking/feeling shirt

To help out our international athletes, we've chosen to offer this product as a PRINT ON DEMAND product. Having a supplier with warehouses in all continents allows us to give you international shipping rates that are actually reasonable 💙 we love you 😘

**This product is a parody item. It does not represent real shares, equity, or ownership of any kind. You are buying a shirt. That’s it. Please do not contact us about earnings calls.**